Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn’t my fault what happened at Gocka’s Office party. It was Tessiz who spiked the punch with too much Wine. I can’t help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good—smelled and tasted just like Flowers by Kenzo.

I thought it was funny when I put Josse’s shoe on my head and danced the salsa on the kitchen table while singing `Hanging by a moment’. I didn’t mean to break Gocka’s PC and don’t know why Gocka would accuse me of murder.

I don’t remember calling Pelle’s wife a annoying cow—even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Katja’s husband’s leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor’s kitchen. I don’t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a kind cat and have me arrested for stealing!

So, Santa…here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hard and round. And I’m really not to blame for any of this thin stuff. Please bring me what I want the most—bail money!

Sincerely and fast yours,
Susanna (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It’s only 1 bucks!

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